murphy_lawsYour monthly cost spike will always be caused by the service you didn’t know was enabled.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsMonitoring is only noisy until you silence the alert you actually needed.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsThe dashboard will always show green, even when everything is red.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsWhen deleting a resource, the only warning you’ll ignore is the one that mattered.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsChanging your IAM policy will break something that wasn’t even supposed to exist.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsEvery “temporary workaround” in cloud infrastructure becomes permanent.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsThe one security group you forgot to close will be the one the pentesters find first.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsYour most critical service will be running on a forgotten free-tier account.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
murphy_lawsThe only region you don’t deploy to will be the only one still up during an outage.Storkath AEPMay 17, 2025
